About Nonsense
Welcome to Aerial Nonsense, where we take quality and safety seriously—but ourselves? Not so much! We’re all about bringing sparkle, laughter, and a touch of upside-down magic to your day. Here, you’ll find the best quality aerial equipment—from aerial silks and lyras to hammocks, hoops, and trapeze—designed for everyone, from beginners to performance pros.
Aerial Nonsense was created with love and a dash of whimsy by aerialists who have been learning, teaching, and performing for over a decade. We know aerialists aren’t just athletes; they’re magical beings who come alive in the air, taking people on journeys through stories of passion, resilience, and strength. Over the years, we searched high and low, ordering from all sorts of suppliers, but finding the Goldilocks of aerial arts equipment—that “just right” feel—wasn’t easy because we hold ourselves to the highest standards.
When students and fellow aerialists needed recommendations for safe, professional-quality equipment they could trust, we took matters into our own hands. And that’s how Aerial Nonsense was born!
We’ve poured all our experience, creativity, and love into curating a collection of certified, fully-rated aerial equipment and accessories. Every piece we offer is independently break-tested to meet the highest safety standards, because while pretty is nice, strong is essential. So, we’ve stepped out of the sky for a bit to bring you gear that lets you soar with all the fun and none of the worry.
Whether you’re here for aerial yoga, silks, lyra, nets, hammock, trapeze, or just a touch of whimsical nonsense, we’ve got the best gear to keep you safe as you reach new heights.
Aerials are our passion, our purpose, and our joy. There’s a magical sensation that comes with being suspended in the air, where worries dissolve, and freedom takes over. It’s a feeling of grace, empowerment, and boundless possibility. Sharing this exhilarating experience, guiding others as they discover their strength and confidence, ignites a fire within us. Witnessing the radiant smiles, laughter, and triumphant dances when students achieve their goals fills our hearts with immeasurable happiness. Teaching aerial skills isn’t just about physical techniques; it’s about building belief, fostering growth, and nurturing dreams.
We understand what it means to express yourself through aerial movement. Whether you’re just starting out or perfecting advanced moves, aerials build strength with every thrilling maneuver. We want to help you get your heart pumping on our equipment. Feel the rush of empowerment as you conquer new challenges and push your limits. With every twist, turn, and flip, gain confidence and watch yourself transform—just as we do.